
Friday, July 23, 2010
Field Notes for Public Viewing
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Stateside
It feels so good to be home, back in the loving arms of Matilde. This summer has been a great victory for me!
However, I am a little insulted that I have yet to hear back from the Bigfoot Research Institute. I air mailed them a package containing priceless information a couple of weeks ago, and still no seal of approval. Frankly, I don't think they understand the gravity of the situation. Or perhaps they aren't up to the challenge of the noble pursuit that is cryptozoology after all.
I shall proceed without them.
However, I am a little insulted that I have yet to hear back from the Bigfoot Research Institute. I air mailed them a package containing priceless information a couple of weeks ago, and still no seal of approval. Frankly, I don't think they understand the gravity of the situation. Or perhaps they aren't up to the challenge of the noble pursuit that is cryptozoology after all.
I shall proceed without them.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Shabowa: The Cry of Discovery
Glorious public: I am en route to America, and I have an announcement that should bring you much pleasure! Wednesday, July 28th at Boston's Museum of Science I will present my findings in a lecture titled "Shabowa: The Cry of Discovery." I commend the Museum of Science for their acumen and foresight in showcasing my prestigious work.
Come to the Cahners Theater in the Blue Wing on Level 2 of the Museum at 3:30 to witness this historical event!
Come to the Cahners Theater in the Blue Wing on Level 2 of the Museum at 3:30 to witness this historical event!
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Earth-shattering news
To the Scientific Community At-large:
After having traveled to the Gobi Desert in search of the Mongolian Death Worm, I made a far greater discovery. I have uncovered a brand new cryptid, and I believe that I may be the only person ever to have set eyes on the animal.
While sifting through the dirt behind a cluster of shrubs, wondering if I should have ventured to the Alashan Plateau at all, and considering heading South, my worries were put to rest. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw something speeding towards the shrub bushes, and then I heard a squeak. I dropped my tools and stared. The creature had paused for a minute to capture its lunch: a long-eared jerboa. The bird ripped the small rodent apart and, in a beautiful burst of red, blue, and yellow plumes and bald areas, sped away, calling out Shabowa! Shabowa!
Alas, I was so mesmerized by the event that I dropped my camera, and the lens shattered! Therefore I am sadly without a camera, but I have been taking field notes ever since.
My second run-in with the animal occurred a few days after this. I was walking along the plateau, when I spotted the creature from about 100 ft behind. Again, the bird had stopped to gobble up its prey, a rodent that I have yet to identify. (However, I kept the bones as evidence.) Before I could advance upon the animal, it ran off, again crying Shabowa! Shabowa!
I have christened it "The Shabowa Bird." Now I must return to the Alashan Plateau for further research. I have only stepped into town to gather supplies and announce this zoological development.
After having traveled to the Gobi Desert in search of the Mongolian Death Worm, I made a far greater discovery. I have uncovered a brand new cryptid, and I believe that I may be the only person ever to have set eyes on the animal.
While sifting through the dirt behind a cluster of shrubs, wondering if I should have ventured to the Alashan Plateau at all, and considering heading South, my worries were put to rest. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw something speeding towards the shrub bushes, and then I heard a squeak. I dropped my tools and stared. The creature had paused for a minute to capture its lunch: a long-eared jerboa. The bird ripped the small rodent apart and, in a beautiful burst of red, blue, and yellow plumes and bald areas, sped away, calling out Shabowa! Shabowa!
Alas, I was so mesmerized by the event that I dropped my camera, and the lens shattered! Therefore I am sadly without a camera, but I have been taking field notes ever since.
My second run-in with the animal occurred a few days after this. I was walking along the plateau, when I spotted the creature from about 100 ft behind. Again, the bird had stopped to gobble up its prey, a rodent that I have yet to identify. (However, I kept the bones as evidence.) Before I could advance upon the animal, it ran off, again crying Shabowa! Shabowa!
I have christened it "The Shabowa Bird." Now I must return to the Alashan Plateau for further research. I have only stepped into town to gather supplies and announce this zoological development.
Monday, May 3, 2010
A truly superlative cat!
Would anyone be willing to look after Matilde for a couple of months? My next expedition should prove to be rather long, and I can't take her with me.
Please send responses to DanicaNorthFranklin@gmail.com so we can set up the first interview and initiate a background check.
You would be lucky to have her stay with you.
Please send responses to DanicaNorthFranklin@gmail.com so we can set up the first interview and initiate a background check.
You would be lucky to have her stay with you.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Day 5 - Bessie
Benjamin found out about my blog, read my previous posts, and refuses to escort me into Lake Erie.
I suppose it's for the best. This town hasn't been all that welcoming and I'm ready to move on to new areas. Perhaps I should go seek out MORE IMPORTANT, BETTER KNOWN cryptids, like The Loch Ness Monster...
I suppose it's for the best. This town hasn't been all that welcoming and I'm ready to move on to new areas. Perhaps I should go seek out MORE IMPORTANT, BETTER KNOWN cryptids, like The Loch Ness Monster...
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