It feels so good to be home, back in the loving arms of Matilde. This summer has been a great victory for me!
However, I am a little insulted that I have yet to hear back from the Bigfoot Research Institute. I air mailed them a package containing priceless information a couple of weeks ago, and still no seal of approval. Frankly, I don't think they understand the gravity of the situation. Or perhaps they aren't up to the challenge of the noble pursuit that is cryptozoology after all.
I shall proceed without them.
